Leia’s Most Daring Pilot

Three. Weeks. Until. Star Wars: Episode VIII-The Last Jedi. How will we ever survive?

By reading about Poe Dameron, of course. Join me under the cut!

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For the love of Finn!

Happy Ripoff Day, everybody! How are we today? Already dreading the endless turkey sandwiches? Excellent, that’s what you get for ripping off a Canadian holiday.

But I’m not solely here to berate you about American’s inferiority complex. No, today I want to talk about Finn. You know, the Deuteragonist of the Sequels? The only on-film stormtrooper with a conscience? The best shot in the galaxy, second only to Han?

Yeah, that guy. Join me under the cut!

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Rey’s Parentage

I’m going to be straight with you: I’m dead fucking tired of Kylo Ren. Tumblr is obsessed with the character. A character who doesn’t sell merchandise, a character who really only exists to help advance other characters arcs. I wouldn’t go so far as to call him totally irrelevant, but he’s nowhere near as important as the entirety of Tumblr would tell you.

So today, I’m going to talk about something that actually fucking matters to Star Wars: Rey’s parentage.

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My Story Arc Predictions For Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 

Goooood morning everybody!

So now that there are a whole bunch of trailers, T.V. spots and interviews out, I thought I’d do my analysis/predictions of where everybody’s going to end up in Star Wars: The Last Jedi. This is part one, the Main Four. Villains will be tomorrow, and the Old Fogeys on Sunday.

Most of this will be fairly high-level stuff, I won’t get down to the nitty-gritty. More beneath the cut!

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Up! Date!

Goooood morning everybody! Just a quick update on all my shenanigans.

So, I’ve spent the last two, three days playing Star Wars: Battlefront II, and oh man is it awesome. However, I also haven’t got a lot of writing down in that time, so there might be some delays-ish. Not sure if there will be or how much, just letting you know ahead of time.

On another note, due to all the recent trailers and t.v. spots, I feel it is time to do another Star Wars analysis. I’ll have it up for you later today.

See you later!