Nope, that’s it, I’m done

No more Star Wars posts from me for another week, guys. Not until I’ve actually seen the movie. I will, however, continue to post about other things.

Finnrey All The Way!

Eight days. The fake spoilers have already started rolling in. Fist fights have broken out across the fandom. No, wait. That’s normal for the Star Wars fandom. The anticipation has reached a fever pitch. What can we do to ease
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Finn In The Last Jedi Speculation

Gooood morning Internet! How is everybody? Miserable? Good. Today, I want to talk about Finn. Specifically, I want to talk about what he might become at the end of TLJ. Potential spoiler warning! Join me under the cut at your
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Kylo! Ren! Versus! Darth! Vader! Versus! Loki!

First off, I would like to apologize to the Epic Rap Battle of History team for staining their good intro with two worthless characters. Secondly, I’m tired of Kylo. The Tumblr fandom, both for and against, have managed to elevate
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The Great Untwist of The Last Jedi

You’d be amazed at what a good night’s sleep can do for you. No, really. You would. The need to throttle an entire fandom just kind of… disappears after a good night’s sleep. So today, I want to talk about
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Probably) Isn’t Going To Be That Dark

It’s been a good week for me, I got to admit. Aside from one bit of oddity from Pablo Hidalgo (which ultimately works out way more in my favour than it doesn’t, but I still think it’s bullshit), everything that’s
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For My Ally Is The Force, And A Powerful Ally It Is: A Discussion on What The Force Actually Is, And How Many Star Wars Get It Wrong

I think, outside of my university days, that’s probably the longest title I’ve ever written. At least for an essay. But this is too important a subject to be ignored. Many Star Wars fans have a conception of the Force
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Whoso Pulleth Out This Lightsaber of Snow And Ground Shall Rightwise Be The Heir To Anakin Skywalker

I was going to go with the inscription from Thor, but this one seemed to fit the Star Wars universe way better. After all, it’s not like wielding a lightsaber makes you strong in the Force, right? But that’s right
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