Hey, remember that time when they killed off Superman? Or replaced Batman with some darker and edgier twerp? Or that time when Dan Slott totally ripped off J.M. DeMatteis and replaced Peter Parker with Doc Ock? You remember how those stunts totally changed comic books forever, right?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Today we’re discussing Luke Skywalker, the Last Jedi Until He Trains Rey To Follow In Her Father’s Footsteps!
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I’m going to be straight with you: I’m dead fucking tired of Kylo Ren. Tumblr is obsessed with the character. A character who doesn’t sell merchandise, a character who really only exists to help advance other characters arcs. I wouldn’t go so far as to call him totally irrelevant, but he’s nowhere near as important as the entirety of Tumblr would tell you.
So today, I’m going to talk about something that actually fucking matters to Star Wars: Rey’s parentage.
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Goooood afternoon everybody! How are we all doing today? Pumped for Finnrey? Damn straight we are.
Time for my third and final story arc predictions. This time centering around everybody’s favourite two old fogeys, Luke and Leia. Join me under the cut!
The Shadowed Universe 