That Little Rey of Mine, I’m Gonna Let It Shine: A Speculative Analysis On Rey

Morning peoples! I know this is rather later than I promised, but I think it’s worth it. A ton of new teases concerning Rey have come up in the last few weeks, and though they haven’t altered my overall view
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Whoso Pulleth Out This Lightsaber of Snow And Ground Shall Rightwise Be The Heir To Anakin Skywalker

I was going to go with the inscription from Thor, but this one seemed to fit the Star Wars universe way better. After all, it’s not like wielding a lightsaber makes you strong in the Force, right? But that’s right
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The Last Jedi

Hey, remember that time when they killed off Superman? Or replaced Batman with some darker and edgier twerp? Or that time when Dan Slott totally ripped off J.M. DeMatteis and replaced Peter Parker with Doc Ock? You remember how those
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Rey’s Parentage

I’m going to be straight with you: I’m dead fucking tired of Kylo Ren. Tumblr is obsessed with the character. A character who doesn’t sell merchandise, a character who really only exists to help advance other characters arcs. I wouldn’t
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My Story Arc Predictions For Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  Goooood morning everybody! So now that there are a whole bunch of trailers, T.V. spots and interviews out, I thought I’d do my analysis/predictions of where everybody’s going to end up in Star Wars: The Last Jedi. This is
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Star Wars Analysis

All right guys, here’s some Star Wars analysis for you all: First, the title: The Last Jedi. Much ink has been spilled on this already, but to me it is clear that it refers to Luke Skywalker, who has been
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