Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Probably) Isn’t Going To Be That Dark

It’s been a good week for me, I got to admit. Aside from one bit of oddity from Pablo Hidalgo (which ultimately works out way more in my favour than it doesn’t, but I still think it’s bullshit), everything that’s
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For My Ally Is The Force, And A Powerful Ally It Is: A Discussion on What The Force Actually Is, And How Many Star Wars Get It Wrong

I think, outside of my university days, that’s probably the longest title I’ve ever written. At least for an essay. But this is too important a subject to be ignored. Many Star Wars fans have a conception of the Force
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Preview Chapter of No Blood For Business!

First preview chapter is up! Check it out below the cut!

Whoso Pulleth Out This Lightsaber of Snow And Ground Shall Rightwise Be The Heir To Anakin Skywalker

I was going to go with the inscription from Thor, but this one seemed to fit the Star Wars universe way better. After all, it’s not like wielding a lightsaber makes you strong in the Force, right? But that’s right
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The Last Jedi

Hey, remember that time when they killed off Superman? Or replaced Batman with some darker and edgier twerp? Or that time when Dan Slott totally ripped off J.M. DeMatteis and replaced Peter Parker with Doc Ock? You remember how those
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I Don’t Believe, They Actually Did It: They Went and Cloned Darth Vader

Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are discussing Kylo Ren today! Simultaneously the most undeservedly controversial Star Wars character ever and also the most literal Darth Vader Clone ever. Join me under the cut!

The Monster Under Your Bed Has A Name

And that name is Snoke! Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are going to be talking about Snoke, easily one of the creepiest, nastiest, vilest monsters that have ever crawled out of the Dark Side in Star Wars. And yet, easily
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The Next Check Chapter of The Uncanny X-Men is Live!

Check it out now, the funk soul brother: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12008556/1/The-Uncanny-X-Men-Children-of-the-Atom Right about now, the funk soul brother…