That Little Rey of Mine, I’m Gonna Let It Shine: A Speculative Analysis On Rey

Morning peoples!

I know this is rather later than I promised, but I think it’s worth it. A ton of new teases concerning Rey have come up in the last few weeks, and though they haven’t altered my overall view of the situation, they are fun to think about.

So, let’s jump under the cut to about the (current) last Jedi!

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Whoso Pulleth Out This Lightsaber of Snow And Ground Shall Rightwise Be The Heir To Anakin Skywalker

I was going to go with the inscription from Thor, but this one seemed to fit the Star Wars universe way better. After all, it’s not like wielding a lightsaber makes you strong in the Force, right?

But that’s right peoples, we are discussing the one, the only, Rey Skywalker today! I know she hasn’t been officially confirmed yet as Anakin’s grandkid, but… well, see my post on Rey’s parents.

In the meantime, join me under the cut!

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Rey’s Parentage

I’m going to be straight with you: I’m dead fucking tired of Kylo Ren. Tumblr is obsessed with the character. A character who doesn’t sell merchandise, a character who really only exists to help advance other characters arcs. I wouldn’t go so far as to call him totally irrelevant, but he’s nowhere near as important as the entirety of Tumblr would tell you.

So today, I’m going to talk about something that actually fucking matters to¬†Star Wars: Rey’s parentage.

Join me under the cut!

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