Hey, remember that time when they killed off Superman? Or replaced Batman with some darker and edgier twerp? Or that time when Dan Slott totally ripped off J.M. DeMatteis and replaced Peter Parker with Doc Ock? You remember how those
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Tag: the last jedi
I Don’t Believe, They Actually Did It: They Went and Cloned Darth Vader
Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are discussing Kylo Ren today! Simultaneously the most undeservedly controversial Star Wars character ever and also the most literal Darth Vader Clone ever. Join me under the cut!
The Monster Under Your Bed Has A Name
And that name is Snoke! Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are going to be talking about Snoke, easily one of the creepiest, nastiest, vilest monsters that have ever crawled out of the Dark Side in Star Wars. And yet, easily
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Leia’s Most Daring Pilot
Three. Weeks. Until. Star Wars: Episode VIII-The Last Jedi. How will we ever survive? By reading about Poe Dameron, of course. Join me under the cut!
For the love of Finn!
Happy Ripoff Day, everybody! How are we today? Already dreading the endless turkey sandwiches? Excellent, that’s what you get for ripping off a Canadian holiday. But I’m not solely here to berate you about American’s inferiority complex. No, today I
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Leia! Organa! Solooooo!
I was going to write about Finn today, but you guys were talking shit so I figured I needed to lay down an intellectual beat down. Join me under the cut!
Rey’s Parentage
I’m going to be straight with you: I’m dead fucking tired of Kylo Ren. Tumblr is obsessed with the character. A character who doesn’t sell merchandise, a character who really only exists to help advance other characters arcs. I wouldn’t
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The Star Wars Fandom Has Twisted Rian Johnson’s Role Completely Out of Proportion And Given Him Power He Does Not Actually Have
You know it’s true. Join me under the cut!
My Star Wars Story Arc Predictions, Part 3!
Goooood afternoon everybody! How are we all doing today? Pumped for Finnrey? Damn straight we are. Time for my third and final story arc predictions. This time centering around everybody’s favourite two old fogeys, Luke and Leia. Join me under
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My Star Wars Story Arc Predictions, Part 2!
Gooooood morning internet! How are we all today? Miserable? Excellent. This morning, I want to discuss my thoughts on the villains and their arc within The Last Jedi. So let’s get right to it!
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