Tag: star wars

Big Finn Post Tomorrow Guys!

Posted on December 4, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

I promise!

Kylo! Ren! Versus! Darth! Vader! Versus! Loki!

Posted on December 3, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

First off, I would like to apologize to the Epic Rap Battle of History team for staining their good intro with two worthless characters. Secondly, I’m tired of Kylo. The Tumblr fandom, both for and against, have managed to elevate
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The Great Untwist of The Last Jedi

Posted on December 2, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

You’d be amazed at what a good night’s sleep can do for you. No, really. You would. The need to throttle an entire fandom just kind of… disappears after a good night’s sleep. So today, I want to talk about
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Probably) Isn’t Going To Be That Dark

Posted on November 30, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

It’s been a good week for me, I got to admit. Aside from one bit of oddity from Pablo Hidalgo (which ultimately works out way more in my favour than it doesn’t, but I still think it’s bullshit), everything that’s
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For My Ally Is The Force, And A Powerful Ally It Is: A Discussion on What The Force Actually Is, And How Many Star Wars Get It Wrong

Posted on November 29, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

I think, outside of my university days, that’s probably the longest title I’ve ever written. At least for an essay. But this is too important a subject to be ignored. Many Star Wars fans have a conception of the Force
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Whoso Pulleth Out This Lightsaber of Snow And Ground Shall Rightwise Be The Heir To Anakin Skywalker

Posted on November 28, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

I was going to go with the inscription from Thor, but this one seemed to fit the Star Wars universe way better. After all, it’s not like wielding a lightsaber makes you strong in the Force, right? But that’s right
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The Last Jedi

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

Hey, remember that time when they killed off Superman? Or replaced Batman with some darker and edgier twerp? Or that time when Dan Slott totally ripped off J.M. DeMatteis and replaced Peter Parker with Doc Ock? You remember how those
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I Don’t Believe, They Actually Did It: They Went and Cloned Darth Vader

Posted on November 26, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are discussing Kylo Ren today! Simultaneously the most undeservedly controversial Star Wars character ever and also the most literal Darth Vader Clone ever. Join me under the cut!

The Monster Under Your Bed Has A Name

Posted on November 25, 2017 by Josh Stoodley

And that name is Snoke! Yes weirdos and gentlefreaks, we are going to be talking about Snoke, easily one of the creepiest, nastiest, vilest monsters that have ever crawled out of the Dark Side in Star Wars. And yet, easily
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