America has been exceptionally stupid this week, so I thought we’d go back to a time when America was substantially less stupid. And hey, last episode of Static! Yeah, this is still the worst theme song. As someone with a
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Kidnapped
Don’t you think he would if he could, Static? America delenda est. Russia delenda est. The People’s Republic of China delenda est. America: Proud Inventor of the Drone Surveillance State Gah I hate this theme song. Almost done. Written by
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Wet and Wild
Well, that’s an interesting thing to name an episode of a kid’s show. America delenda est. Russia delenda est. The People’s Republic of China delenda est. Written by Len Uhley So that’s where Pixar stole the idea from! Directed by
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Linked
I’ve been debating for months about whether or not to continue this series. On the one hand, it can’t be denied, I hate Americans. I hate their arrogance, I hate their nationalism, I hate their overwhelming global political, economic, and
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Where The Rubber Meets The Road
The only good Americans are fictional. Don’t blame your controller for your lack of skill, Richie Written by Matt S. Wayne Are they rooming with Rubberband Man now? Directed by Chuck Drost Dude, pimping out your sister is wrong. Funny
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Starcrossed, Part 3
It’s been a long month, guys. Written by Rich Fogel and Dwayne McDuffie Directed by Butch Lukic One thing I don’t miss about the early 2000’s is how every gay person is sleazy as hell It’s always nice when Superman
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Starcrossed Part 2
Holy crap, it’s been a month guys. Story by Rich Fogel Teleplay by John Ridley All American nuclear defences shut down? I find that hard to believe. Hawkgirl wouldn’t have had access to that information and a signal strong enough
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Starcrossed, Part 1
Hello all you happy people! Today we’re going to start live blogging the DCAU on this site, because Tumblr sucks. I hope to have all my old Tumblr posts up here soon but for today we’re going to start with
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