I’ve been debating for months about whether or not to continue this series.
On the one hand, it can’t be denied, I hate Americans. I hate their arrogance, I hate their nationalism, I hate their overwhelming global political, economic, and cultural dominance. And above all, I hate the fact that they voted in Donald Fucking Trump again.
On the other hand… Static Shock was an important part of my childhood and early teenage years. And Dwayne McDuffie would have been a major enemy of Trump if he lived long enough. So I don’t know.
Sigh. There’s a reason I call it Hypocrisy Studios, I guess.
Teleplay by Robert Goodman
Dialogue is a little cheesy.
Story by Robert Goodman and John Semper Jr.
Directed by Vic Dal Chele
Your plans need work, Static.
The DCAU version of Doc Ock, I guess.
That’s a little below the belt.
I thought you were dating the Rubberband Man, Sharon?
Static and Richie aren’t normally this incompetent.
Battle of the Octopi
Ace Chemicals, clearly.
Sharon, you have lousy taste in boyfriends
Yeah that was bullshit
Dule proves he’s better than every living American
Dude needs a better writer
Jesus Static, did you need to kill him?
Static created by Dwayne McDuffie, Derek T. Dingle, Denys Cowan and Michael Davis
Animated by Dongwoo Animation Co.
