Starcrossed, Part 3

It’s been a long month, guys.

Written by Rich Fogel and Dwayne McDuffie

Directed by Butch Lukic

One thing I don’t miss about the early 2000’s is how every gay person is sleazy as hell

It’s always nice when Superman gets to be snarky.

Time to break out the shotgun, Alfred

And why couldn’t the League do this earlier?

They should’ve had had Batman move into silhouette

Welp, he’s dead.

It’s not often your hero mind rapes someone

J’onn, why on Earth are you getting your ass kicked by some birds?

Ouch, Alfred. Cold.

‘Cause you’re a genocidal jackass

That would cause an awful lot of damage, Bruce…

Bruce, you have some kind of death wish

The League is just straight up killing people now.

Cock fight! And rather sexist, too.

That was a great line, I gotta say.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’d be as bad as the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

You don’t often show injuries on a cartoon ’cause maintaining continuity is a pain in the ass. But these boys are pretty banged up.

But you will, Supes. Because that’s just who you are.

Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster

Batman created by Bill Finger

Wonder Woman created by William Moulton Marston

Animated by Dong Yang.

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