You know what’s bullshit? Human anatomy. You know what else is bullshit? Sleep apnea. Next page for Dragon City will be up later today, promise. Hey, it’s… Plastic Man? Yep, it still looks like Archer to me. I don’t know,
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…And Be A Villain
It’s been too hot to sleep for the last three days. Last night was the first night I got any actual sleep. You know, I used to enjoy summer? For as simple as Bruce Timm’s style is, it’s a headache
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Donny’s Been Indicted!!!
Man, I love New Yorkers. They are the best Americans ever, the only real Americans. And do you know why? Because they indicted Donald Trump! Yes folks, for those of you living under a rock for the last few days,
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, Are You American Or Not?
A couple days ago, American representative and resident nutjob Marjorie Taylor Greene declared that, should the Republicans win the midterm elections, Ukraine will not receive any more support in its existential war against Russia. And I only have one response
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The Queen Is Dead! Long Live The King!
Man, the real world has a way of disrupting my plans, don’t it? For those of you living under a rock, last Thursday, Queen Elizabeth II died peacefully in Balmoral Castle. For Americans, the Queen was just another celebrity, albeit
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Vive la France!
To The French, From A French-Canadian
Allons enfants de la Patrie,Le jour de gloire est arrivé !Contre nous de la tyrannieL’étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)Entendez-vous dans les campagnesMugir ces féroces soldats ?Ils viennent jusque dans vos brasÉgorger vos fils, vos compagnes ! Refrain :Aux armes, citoyens,Formez vos bataillons,Marchons, marchons !Qu’un sang
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Dolce et Decorum Est
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,And towards our distant rest began to trudge.Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,But limped on, blood-shod. All
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One Last Post To The Americans
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,With conquering limbs astride from land to land;Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall standA mighty woman with a torch, whose flameIs the imprisoned lightning, and her nameMother of Exiles. From her beacon-handGlows
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To The Americans
(This is your celebration)(This is your celebration)Celebrate good times, come on (Let’s celebrate)Celebrate good times, come on (Let’s celebrate) There’s a party goin’ on right hereA celebration to last throughout the yearsSo bring your good times and your laughter tooWe
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