Kiss of the Catwoman

You know what’s bullshit? Human anatomy. You know what else is bullshit? Sleep apnea.

Next page for Dragon City will be up later today, promise.

Hey, it’s… Plastic Man?

Yep, it still looks like Archer to me. I don’t know, are all digital cartoons this flat? I don’t remember Batman Beyond or Justice League looking this flat.

Bruce, you old smoothie you.

You should always be worried about Selina Bruce. More than anyone.

I’m not sure I like the idea of Selina having a record before she becomes Catwoman

On the one hand, I’m glad they ditched Selina’s modern backstory. On the other hand, she’s… brattier than usual in this.

Yeah, sock it to ’em Bruce.

Story by Ed Brubaker and Bruce Timm. Which is interesting, because Brubaker is one of the architects of modern Selina and this version bares absolutely no resemblance to her.

Teleplay by Adamma and Adanne Ebo.

Directed by Christopher Berkeley

Oh hey, it’s Harley! It’s kind of nice seeing her as a psychiatrist.

Yes. All the time. You might even say its his job.

Therapy is only effective if you want it to be.

You’d know, Harley.

A competent Harley isn’t something we see often.

This isn’t my favourite take on Selina, but Greta is my new favourite character

Not my favourite Catwoman costume either, but I do like it better than the all black one.

Gotham cops just plain suck.

Yep. But not those kinds of toys.

I am very much not a fan of the idea of Selina getting caught

Don’t talk to the cops without a lawyer, Selina.

It’s kind of weird to me that such a comedic episode is intercut with scenes from the death of Bruce’s parents.

You’ve never touched a drop of booze in your life Bruce.

You mean like dressing up like a bat and beating up criminals?

Bwahahahahaha!

Little bit, Bruce

C’mon Alfred. Even you don’t believe that.

Selina, stop hoarding cats.

That’s what you get for performing gymnastics in high heels.

It’s the Cat-illac!

Selina, pay yourself first, then your employees. Then worry about rent.

Bruce is not a believer in therapy, clearly. Though given what we know about Harley, maybe that’s wise?

Where’d you get the panther?

Guns are a bit much guys.

Flass, you’re a psycho.

It’s good to see Batman’s compassion

Ha.

Batman created by Bill Finger

Arnold Flass created by David Mazzuchelli and Frank Miller

Harley Quinn created by Bruce Timm and Paul Dini

Animated by Studio Grida

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