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Power Outage

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Josh Stoodley

America has been exceptionally stupid this week, so I thought we’d go back to a time when America was substantially less stupid. And hey, last episode of Static! Yeah, this is still the worst theme song. As someone with a
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Kidnapped

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Josh Stoodley

Don’t you think he would if he could, Static? America delenda est. Russia delenda est. The People’s Republic of China delenda est. America: Proud Inventor of the Drone Surveillance State Gah I hate this theme song. Almost done. Written by
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Wet and Wild

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Josh Stoodley

Well, that’s an interesting thing to name an episode of a kid’s show. America delenda est. Russia delenda est. The People’s Republic of China delenda est. Written by Len Uhley So that’s where Pixar stole the idea from! Directed by
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Linked

Posted on May 1, 2025 by Josh Stoodley

I’ve been debating for months about whether or not to continue this series. On the one hand, it can’t be denied, I hate Americans. I hate their arrogance, I hate their nationalism, I hate their overwhelming global political, economic, and
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Where The Rubber Meets The Road

Posted on February 10, 2025 by Josh Stoodley

The only good Americans are fictional. Don’t blame your controller for your lack of skill, Richie Written by Matt S. Wayne Are they rooming with Rubberband Man now? Directed by Chuck Drost Dude, pimping out your sister is wrong. Funny
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