Today, Prime Minister Mark Carney responded to the American declaration of war by declaring war back. We will triumph over the filthy American horde (especially as they’ve wasted all their ammo fighting a bunch of pajama-clad fascist losers over in Loserstan) and free the North American continent from their vile and insidious reign.
But first, one last adventure with the Major.
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Hi-tech microfilm reader, I guess.
Suspicious doves, giving the game away all the time
Get out of there, Major! Bad shit is about to go down.
Too late.
That’s why you check your safehouses now and again!
This is one of the reasons people who think we’re going to invent immortality make me laugh. Material degrades; yes, even plastic and metal bite the dust eventually. Granted, with metals and plastics its usually fatigue that does them in, but even still. No one and nothing on this planet is truly immortal. Not even the freaking lobsters, man.
Since when does Section 9 care about human rights?
Wow, you’re in a happy mood Major.
Oh hey, the puppet master isn’t dead.
The Puppet Master is unlikely to happen in real life. Software requires hardware: it has to exist somewhere in real space. And if it exists, it can be destroyed.
Techno babble to the max!
Masamune believes in multiverses.
Creator provincialism for the win!
That’s one possibility, sure. But an unlikely one. More likely is that entropy will always win. Change is the only constant; even death is just another form of change. Nothing lasts and even the gods must die.
And thus the set-up for Human-Error Processor and Mind-Machine Interface
At least in the manga. Who knows if we will get 1.5 or 2.0 ever adapted? They’re not exactly Shirow’s most popular work, you know.
We all change. We all die. We change because we die. None of us are the same from minute to minute.
Poor Batou. He gets no respect ever.
If we ever get hot swappable bodies, gender is going to get very fucking weird. Fortunately the only people hurt by that will Pete Hegseth and those fucking idiots at Liberal Currents so you know. Fuck them up the asshole with a rusty pike.
If we get anymore Appleseed adaptations, goddamn.
That’s okay Batou. Neither does anybody else.
Indeed it is, Major.
Oh that’s a fucking tease.
That reminds me. I really need to find a copy of the Appleseed manga.
