America has been exceptionally stupid this week, so I thought we’d go back to a time when America was substantially less stupid.
And hey, last episode of Static!
Yeah, this is still the worst theme song.
As someone with a messy, ADHD sister, this exchange is deeply funny to me.
Written by John Semper, Jr.
Story by Alan Burnett and John Semper Jr.
Directed by Chuck Drost
I don’t think Ritchie did so well on his test
Since when does Ritchie have a girlfriend? Like, ignoring the fact that he’s gay and they covered it up…
Ah, the superpowers are wearing off? Yeah, that’ll last.
That’s unethical, dosing people without their consent. Or knowledge.
Yeah, a lot of people would have come to accept or even prefer their new powers/forms. Just taking that away from them would be hugely immoral. So par for the course for the Americans.
You’re running out of juice, Hotstreak
Yep, that would be worse.
He kind of looks like Dormammu
Hope you got insurance, Static
And that’s that.
Static created by Dwayne McDuffie, Derek T. Dingle, Denys Cowan and Michael Davis.
Animated by Dongwoo Animation
