Don’t you think he would if he could, Static?
America delenda est. Russia delenda est. The People’s Republic of China delenda est.
America: Proud Inventor of the Drone Surveillance State
Gah I hate this theme song. Almost done.
Written by John Semper Jr.
Clearly, Alva didn’t learn from Ferris Boyle’s mistake
Directed by Vic Dal Chele
Typical bad guy. Even when he tries to do right he makes it worse.
Whenever this show needs generic bad guys, it’s these two lunkheads.
Way to keep your priorities straight, Static.
Sharon’s voice is really grating.
Smartest bad guy in Dakota
Word of advice: if you kidnap somebody, don’t show your face!
How does a private company have artillery?
Metropolis lending out their police choppers I see.
That’s a hilariously big disk
How does becoming the internet give you levitation?
Okay, missiles aren’t on open networks!
Neither are most cars.
Static has a good dad
Static created by Dwayne McDuffie, Derek T. Dingle, Denys Cowan and Michael Davis.
Animated by Dong Yang Animation Co. Ltd, and Koko Enterprises Co. Ltd
