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Representative William McKinley of Ohio, 1890.

McKinley: I shall now break Canada with my stupid tariffs!

Sir John A. Macdonald, Leader of the Conservative Party.

Sir John: What up, Yankee?

McKinley: Oh no! It's Sir John A. Macdonald, Father of Confederation and notorious drunkard! Don't breathe on me!

Sir John: Too late.

McKinley: Oh god, I'm dying!